Allahu Akbar! (You want fries with that?)

Gee, America is the "Great Satan," so let's go out and buy crappy knockoffs of American products to show our disdain for those Christian, imperialist dogs!

Go ahead and pinch yourself... it's no joke.

It goes to show what I've always maintained. America is so despised in the rest of the world NOT because of anything we do, but because of who we are---and everybody else wishes they could be us.

Hmmm... that would probably sound pompous and/or bigoted, if it weren't the truth. Ouch.