I talked to... HER!

No joke. I actually talked to HER.

I told her I once owned a Vanilla Ice CD.

Typical. I get a chance for intercourse with someone whom I really admire... and all that escapes my mouth is useless, trivial crapola.

School in a couple of weeks, so I'll probably have more to update with soon. Got some great ideas for rants this Summer, and I might actually remember what some of them are.

I think one will deal with the parallels of the inclusiveness of the English language with the slide of western civilization into moral relativism. Fun stuff, huh?

We CAN rebuild him...

Hello, dear reader. (cough*TORI*cough)

It's been a fun summer so far. I'm at the two-thirds mark on our vacation to Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and all points in between. My wife's grandparents have a cable modem, so I thought I would take a few moments to check the news and dust off my email account.

And I found this.

Wow.

Part of me says, "neato, super cool!" My mouth part. And probably my spleen, too.

My brain and bladder parts think of this. And this.

Still, it's pretty flippin' sweet.

Hope your Summer's going well, and you got ungrounded/unbored/uncensored. "Damn the man, save the Empire!"