You will be sorely missed...

It seems there's been a death in the family... Read THIS.


So, if I'm still playing with mine, would that be considered necrophilia?

On some sad level, I know how they feel...

You really need to stop doing what you're doing right now and go HERE. Occasionally off color, but always hilarious.

NinjaDay2006

Welcome, honorable readers.

I could tell you to celebrate this day honorably or else I will kill you, but instead I will simply suggest you read this. And this. And, of course, this.

Or I will kill you. Or myself. Or small puppies.

With a big freakin' sword. Katana. Whatever.